AWWW MANNN!! ANOTHER ONE??! (Dreams/Daydreams!!)

[rivenmist]

XD

We needed another one of these, didn't we?

I'll start off with a dream I woke up from this morning (August 5).

It started out with me going into this HUUUUUUUUGE HOUSE.
IT TOOK UP THe WHOLE BLOCK, THAT'S HOW BIG IT WAS.
BUT YEAH. (WHY AM I USING CAPS?)
So I went inside, and I saw my friend Alicia. She was all like "LETS GO SWIMMIN' NAO." and I said "YUS PLZZSSZZ"
And so I magically was in my bathing suit. I was then walking around this house in nothing but a bathing suit covered with a towel, AND THIS WHENTHECRAZZEH STUFF STARTED HAPPENEN.
SRSLY.
I WOKE UP LAUGHING.
*ahem*
I'm getting ahead of myself...
Anyway, so we went downstairs. (did I mention the house had a front door that lead to the dark caverns beneath the house? And the were 5 doors to the front side of the house and six to the back? THEY ALL LEAD TO DIFFERENT PLACES. LOLOL*coughcough*)
Then turned left twice. There was this looooooong hallway with bunches and bunches of rooms. So We went to the room we WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO GO TO.
Cause that's where my friend's bathing suit was. XD
So she was all like "WATCH TEH DOOR WHILE I GO CHANGIN IN THIS HARE FANCEH BATHROOOM NAO, KK??" And I nodded.
THEN THE PARENTS CAME.
(Then resembled George Lopez and his wife off of that tv show of his, strangely enough. XD)
And I freaked out and ran away out of the room.
I got caught, cause they was WATCHIN' MEH.
So the dream did a weird time skip, and it was after me and Alicia got an earful for sneaking around or wutever...
I learned then this was a crazy family's house.

Upstairs, a wild Native American noise was heard, along with a chorus of 'Get him!' 'Don't let him outside!!' and stuff.
Then the upper front door above us was heard opening along with running footsteps.
Then nothing.....

...

ALLOFASUDDENKABOOOOOOM!!!!!!!

Then the parents started talkin. The lady said "Oh no, Don't say that was Uncle Fred. He's been so good lately..." And I was all like "OMFGFTWBBQ JUST HAPPENED GUYS??!!?"
Then the guy said "cold turkey" in a REALLY SERIOUS VOICE.
I almost LOL'd.
XD
Then the lady said something about Fred making cold turkey's explode, and that he hasn't made one explode in years.
The guy apparently reminded her then that he made one explode 3 months ago.
XD
Then a guy who strangely resemble my cousin Joe came running down stairs yelling for the parents. He looked all weird at me before saying to the parents "Hey! Somebody's being writing 'BOOGERHEADS ARE IN OUR EGGS' and 'EVIL EGGS ARE UNDER YOUR BEDS' in green slime all over the top floor's windows!"

...

That's when I woke up laughing.

XDD

Your guyses turn!

[Kyuu]

Wow... that about killed my brain... Oh well. 'Tis okay now. Anyway, this dream was from a while ago:

So, I'm in a gymnasium/auditorium type thing and it's like a back to school pep assembly type thing. I'm sitting next to this guy from school that I kinda like, Joe, and in front of me is this guy from karate that I used to like, Martin. Anyway, Joe starts talking to me and when I yawn, he sticks the eraser end of a pencil in my mouth, which does something and disrupts the yawn. (It really works, try it on someone, it also works if you blow in their mouth, but if you don't know 'em really well it could be kinda weird.) and them I have to leave to go help some kids make a sandcastle, but I have to use pill bottles the size of a stack of nickels... then joe comes over and starts talking to me.
Then my phone rings and wakes me up, and it's not even a legitimate call...

[ashiko]

All right, here's mine! w00t!

OK, so I was sitting in this plane, and the captain came on and said something about getting into the crash position. So we all did. And for some reason, we didnt' crash, and we all figured that it was over, so everyone started to cheer. Then we slammed into the water. And in my dream, I passed out. And when I 'woke up' (still dreaming) and I was in this locked cabin of the plane that was sinking, and for some reason I was up near the ceiling, like the gravity pulled me up there or something. But then the door was opened and we were on the surface of the water. So I went over to the door and asked mom and dad if it was ok if I left and started swimming for the peice of land that was over yonder. They were like, "What? Ok, fine." 'Cause they were busy doing something. So I started swimming for the island or whatever it was, and I joined this group of popular girls (I didn't know them, I just knew they were popular) and we came up on this dock-like thing, and it was night, and this restaurant was open. So we went in, and there was a really cute guy behind the counter. He asked me what I wanted to eat, and I figured I was hungry for some comfort food, so I ordered a grilled-cheese sandwich and a glass of milk. Then the cute guy behind the counter and I were talking, and all but one of the other girls got jealous and went outside, then the guy had to go do his work or something, so the last girl and I were talking and then I woke up.

[Kyuu]

This was weird! My dream last night could've come right out of an anime, it was weird.

So, first, I get visited by this guy that looks like he came out of Kyo Kara Maoh (a manga/anime) and we talk about something, I don't remember what. Then later, another anime-ish (blonde, the other had brown hair) guy comes with a couple guards and they kidnap me and take to a palace. There, I some how give them the slip, and climb up some stairs, however, it just leads to the top of a slide, and a King is sitting there, well lying down on the slide with his feet hanging on to the top and his head pointing toward the bottom. I'm kinda angry and tell him to either move or tell me what going on. He just tells me to sit, so I do. He tells me he's actually my biological father and I was for some reason sent to the world we live in to live with my current family when I was a baby.
So, I'm totally excited about this, but I also have the customary "but I grew up with these people (my family)" homesickness, so we go back. But, my "dad" the king one, goes into the house at the bottom of our street and starts taking food, and I try to get him out, explaining to him that the police might get called and that they have these things called guns that shoot fire and some sort of projectile out the end.
Eventually we leave the house and my "biological mother", the queen comes and we go into the people's back yard to get to the thing that we need to get back.
Then I wake up to my cousin clinging to me with his knee digging into my back...

[ashiko]

Kyo Kara Maoh obsessed much?

[Kyuu]

I don't know!!! I haven't read it since just after school got out and I just this morning remembered I have it. It is weird though...

[Phanomel]

XD I have a couple weird ones from just recently.

First, last night. I dreamed ALL NIGHT LONG!! that I kept waking up to my alarm clock, and every time it read 6:06 >_> Dunno what the significance of this was, but it was annoying.

And then another one I had a few days ago. XDXD
We were in this weird town.. it was like a big rectangular building with a long courtyard, but that was the only "outside" there was. (Like you couldn't go outside the building?) But there were two levels of houses, like a two-story building, but the way you'd get to your "upstairs house" would be to enter the house of the person living below you and just walk up some stairs... just like walking up stairs in your own home.
But anywho, I walked through this person's house, and into.... My Grandma's house. Then there was something about wishing that everyone was naked.. and then tons of naked people were running around. 0___o
And then we ended up(by we, just this random group of people that I think were my friends ) in this ski resort, and we took this weird sky-lift thing(or whatever they're called), but it didn't have any doors, just four metal bars holding up the ceiling. Freaked me out, so I made everyone put on their seatbelts...
There was a lodge thingy at the top of the mountain, and we were with this cashier/waiter guy, and I wandered into a room and found the owner of the resort in his bedroom, with a little indoor put-put course type thing, golfing in his blue, starry boxers. XD So I talked to him for a while(don't remember what was said..) and went back to my "group."
I talked to the cashier/waiter/secretary guy, and this random Norwegian guy, and I wished there was mistletoe above his head, and it popped up.. Yes, floating in midair, and he was like "oh! Look!" And we leaned in, and I woke up.

Apparently I secretly wish everyone was sick and that a hot Norwegian guy would pop up and kiss me. ;P
LOL!! Up there (^^^^^ Right up there..) I meant to put "naked" but I said sick, and I wasn't even thinking sick. *rolls over*

[rivenmist]

What if our school turned into a nudist colony because of your dream Pham?

I would die.

[Phanomel]

0_____0 I would move to an island in the middle of the ocean. I see enough of those girls with all the cleavage they show, I don't need to see any more.

[ashiko]

I had a weird dream a few nights ago! What I remember was standing in the line for lunch at school, and all there was available was tables and tables of hamburgers! Then I was like, 'oh, I don't want one of those hamburgers...' and when I got back to my seat and opened my lunch box: I had a hamburger. Then I was all 'oh, hey! I have a hamburger!' and then I ate it. And sitting next to me was this guy who graduated from my school last year, named Patrick DeNiro. And for some reason he seemed to be getting all close to one of my friends. Then we left the cafeteria after lunch and suddenly we were in a mall parking lot. Patrick and my friend got in one car, and I got his car. Then I realized that it was the 'very' first time I'd ever driven a car. Ever. And I didn't crash it once! I only drove through a sprinkler and got all mixed up. Then I parked the car, got out, and woke up. It was very strange.